4. When I was younger I used to do a lot of exploring. Boy what a lame first sentence. Let me try again.
When I was younger I had a pet blob. Don’t ask his name, I just called him “my blob” and when people saw us running down the street (well I ran, and he sorta bounced) they would say “there goes that boy and his blob”
I can hear what you’re thinking, and you’re wrong, you know. A blob isn’t a boring pet at all. I can see how you might think that, but you haven’t heard the whole story yet. My blob was special. See, if I fed my blob certain flavors of jellybeans he would transform into different useful shapes or tools, like a ladder, or a trampoline, or an umbrella. My blob couldn’t speak, but one day he transformed into a letter which said
“Dear Christopher,
I am from another planet. An evil dictator has taken over my wondrous land of Blobolonia, and only allows the citizens to eat junk food. Now, I love sweets as much as the next guy (especially jellybeans), but it’s not good to eat such things all the time and never to get vitamins. Won’t you please return with me to my planet and help me defeat the evil dictator?
Yours,
Blob”
“I’ll help you blob,” I said. “But you’re going to have to do a little something for me first.” This is when I began my infamous spree as a peeping tom. My blob and I visited the homes of practically every pretty girl at my school. His ability to transform really came in handy. I would feed him licorice jellybeans so he would become a ladder, then I could easily climb into the branches of tall trees. Tangerine jellybeans and he would become a trampoline, allowing me to jump down in a hurry in case I needed to beat a hasty retreat. Vanilla jellybeans and he would become a sturdy umbrella so I could gracefully float from the rooftops (just like Mary Poppins!).
Of course I eventually helped him save his planet, and we still keep in touch. But I often think back on those nights, cloaked in darkness, running through the subdivisions, binoculars in hand, creeping and peeping, as some of the best days of my life.